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Funny Pick Up Lines
These funny pick up lines are a great hit among women. These never fail to impress someone as it really makes a person laugh and realize the real humor in you.
• Be unique and different, say yes.
• Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
• Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
• I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.
• Can I read your T shirt in brail?
• Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
• I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
• Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
• Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
• Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
• Coffee? Tea? Me?
Want some more funny pick up lines? Here they are!
• Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
• Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
• Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
• Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
• All this could be yours for one low, low price!
• Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
• Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
• I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
• I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
• I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
• Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.
• Smile if you want me!
• Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
• Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
• If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
• Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
• Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
• Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
• Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Girl love to laugh!!! Use funny pick up lines at the right moments and you'll be always in the center of attention ALL HOT GIRLS!
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